theragereviews:

I was going to add the picture of this Double Delight Strap-On, but I figured you can just use your imagination as it might be way NSFW. I was unaware of all the different double ended dildos there were out there as my only “real” experience ever seeing one is the ending scene of Requiem for a Dream with Jennifer Connelly. 

Anyway, with both of these reviews, I had to read them over twice. Okay, like five times. I wouldn’t consider myself “naive,” but it took me a minute to realize that both of the people writing the reviews are men. “My wife and I rung in the new year with her lesbian girlfriend and a couple new to swinging.” How progressive! Doesn’t this guy worry about a Friends type of scenario? Poor Ross left by his wife for a lesbian. Here’s how I think it went down: “My wife is the fucking COOLEST because she brings her lesbian girlfriend to bed and I get to watch!” “No shit Todd [his name is Todd in my scenario], you can have sex with BOTH of them?!” “Well no, but I can see ANYTHING I want!” End scene. I’m no Dr. Phil or whatever, but nothing good can come out of this for Todd.

In the second review, also took me a minute to realize it’s a guy. I think I do know the next word and it’s “best way to let my wife know I wish I was a woman.” Really, to each their own, but was the sex soooo great that you forgot about punctuation? If it was, maybe I’m missing out. So like “he” says, “so men, if your iffy about anal this will make you happy.” I bet that’s enough to get any guy wanting to try it in the ass with their wife!